He texted her he had a "huge problem." She instantly left and never came back.
gfycat.com category @4TE4
Your girlfriend somehow ended up finding his 9" dick inside her. Too bad you'll never know.
gfycat.com category @4TE4
Don’t worry, she always told you he was shitty in bed and that would never happen again
gfycat.com category @BBSK9911
imgur.com category @Crippled_commenter
She told you her panties never came off when she went to her ex's house yesterday.
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
"Of course I'd never fuck a white guy, babe. Don't get so jealous"
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
Her boyfriend will never see the audition, but he'll feel the difference.
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
She always says "My panties stay on and he never cums inside....How can that be cheating?"
gfycat.com category @[deleted]
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
You'll never catch her by finding condom wrappers in her gym bag. She doesn't use them.
tumblr.com category @Crippled_commenter
I let her do porn so we could afford to pay the rent. She was never supposed to enjoy it
gfycat.com category @[deleted]
imgur.com category @Crippled_commenter
I promise I'll never cheat but if I do, of course I will be safe!
tumblr.com category @Crippled_commenter
My gf came home, kissed me and said "You'll never believe which football star I met today!"
imgur.com category @PerenniallyHard
You've never used a condom with your wife. Neither has anyone else.
tumblr.com category @Crippled_commenter
Be careful...once you open that box of worms, you may never get her back
gfycat.com category @BBSK9911
[cheating, femdom, b/s incest] Your girlfriend knew your sister was never very good at self control.
imgur.com category @thefool123
gfycat.com category @suckmydiddle
imgur.com category @tommyjames6969
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